Friday, January 25, 2008

So Naughty

Confessions of a Gamer

- I never played an online game until I was 26.

- I didn’t beat the original Super Mario Bros til I was 21.

- I have never owned a traditional fighting game. Ever.

- I didn’t own an FPS until I bought Halo 3.

- Never owned a portable system.

- I think Banjo and Kazooie sucks ass.

- Tony Hawk’s original series is amazingly addictive

- Sonic the Hedgehog is a douche.

- Mario Kart was the only multiplayer game I owned until… Mario Kart Double Dash

- I’m fine with what Sephiroth did in FF7. Anything to shut Aerith’s whore mouth up.

- Cait Sith was a dumb idea.

- I consider Link’s pursuit of Zelda to be one of the greatest gaming morals.

- When playing through FF6, I always renamed Shadow into O.J. (“he’d slit his momma’s throat for a nickel).

- I freaking loved the Home Alone games and considered them brilliant

- I only ever beat half of all Pilotwings challenges

- I have never owned a racing game

- I have never owned a music game

- I think Guitar Hero is for faggots (burning bundle of sticks)

- I prefer any controller made in the past 10 years to the Dual Shock.

- I’d buy a PS3 if it encoded and sent out DTS HDMA. It doesn’t (yet) so I won’t buy one.

- Too many quarters of mine have ended up in a DDR machine

- I didn’t own a video game shirt until they made them fashionably awesome 4 years ago.

- Celes was hot.

- Rydia too.

- Terra bored me to death.

- I have never beaten or owned a Castlevania game

- Haven’t actively PC gamed since the orginal Monkey Island

- That won’t likely change.

- The only game I want for the PS3 is Flow. That’s it.

- Shadows of the Empire was an addiction. A SERIOUS addiction of mine.

- Thought Crystalis was amazing.

- Pretend Mario Sunshine never happened.

- My SNES controllers were made by asciiware.

- Never really wanted a single Sega system

- Really wanted a Turbografx 16

- Wishes Lemmings would make a comeback


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